mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

(Source: neptunain)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

the-vaccines:

is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

jakemalik:

i-am-not-doge:

jakemalik:

my iTunes is on shuffle and a good song just came on and I said “good iTunes, good iTunes” as if it were a dog

How drunk are you

image

not at all

(Source: hi)

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot)

(Source: iamthekingofkings)

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

(Source: lintott)

submariet:

impostoradult:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Queen leaves couple stunned after Her Majesty accepts wedding invitation at Manchester town hall.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/guest-of-honour-queen-leaves-couple-685253

I’d like to think that’s exactly the sort of stunt I’d pull if I were the Queen of anything.

Queen Just Glad To Be Invited To Something Normal For Once

Queen Totally Fine With It If You Just Want To Go For Kebab Sometime

Just Drop Queen A Line

Queen Is Just Saying

(Source: childrenmilk)

vein:

'each man kills the thing he loves

each man kills the thing he loves

some when young, some when old

some with passion, some with gold

each man kills the thing he loves’

(Source: mxlankholia)

snapturbating:

what an idiot

eclecticpandas:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

(Source: eclecticpandas)