derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

resisti-esisti:

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spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(Source: dopexchainz)

maclonna:

carlosthatsmyname:

How to lose your job in 2 seconds.

i love this so much because you can tell the exact moment when she realized “holy shit that’s madonna”

homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

(Source: plr2)

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

flomation:

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

YOU ARE MISSING THE WHOLE STORY

(Source: cineraria)

ernbarassing:

i will get more attached to your dog than i am to you

(Source: ernbarassing)

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
— Tyrion Lannister (via guy)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

(Source: catleecious)